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Otis
13:11:55 Thu
Aug 12 2010

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The Train Ride!

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large boobs. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Bush has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Bush must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him..

Bush thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

Obama thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the sh*t out of Bush again.




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