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Oi! youze call yerselves orkses!

Weeze bad moonz is gunna stomp da uumies flat, an weh dey are dones fer you lads better be ready ta bow to yur rich 'brudders'

Waaaaagh Bad Moonz!!!!!!!





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Uzzz freebooterz will fight for anywon. ARRGGGHHH!!!! As long as we getz to stomp some ummies flat!!!



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cmon you LACKLUSTRE buch o' grots waaaagghhhhhh!!!

  
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A grot floated by, chewing on a length of wire, making happy sounds as it did so. The gravity was out again, and the bridge was a tangled mass of exposed wires and drifting pannels as the Meks and oilerz set to work trying to restore power. Hashak watched the little runt with his good eye, listening to the crackle of taunts that piped in over the static of the vox-caster coming from Grimdreg's Kroozer. The toes of Hashak's mechanical legz bit deep into the gantries, anchoring himself with an impatient flex of the hydraulics as a sneer curled over his maw. With a gusting blast of breath, the Warboss-Kommissar snorted and punched the intercom with a stab of his finger.

"Kaptin ta all gunz..."
The scores of weapons decks all over the Ork Battleship, Da Skaruz War trained on the insolent Bad Moon warship.
"Spank dat noisy git."
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A resounding boom was heard throughout the bridge. Grimdreg looked around through the various sized portholes on the wall to see Hazhak's cruiser laying a volley into his port armour.

"Boss does we respond?" a mek gunner chanted eagerly.

"Nope, tellz da ramships dat dey gots a target fer a couple praktice manuuvers, heh heh heh, " Grimdreg sneered out one of the viweports to see a couple brutes slowly tear away from the general formation of his fllet and make couse straight and true towards that blasted flagship.

"Acturlly, send a torpedo volley too but make it a good un dis time. An don't hit da brutes when yur at it, " Grimdreg returned his attention to the port where the brutes were now at very close range to the warship with no sighns of turning back..."

"Damn upstarts"

  
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A large blossoming explosion now filled Grimdreg's viewport. He was not pleased, not only had his only torpedo salvo hit his brutes but blew them into micromolecules of space dust.

"Dat's da final straw, weez been ere too zoggon long," Grimdreg half spat half talked to a rather frightened crew.

"Get da enjuns goin ur else, we better be zoggin outta ere by tomorrow."

"Anna get meez a count of ships now dat da rams are incapable of jumping wiv uss."

Grots scrambled to find their respective meks and the bridge was alive again. Damage had to be gauged from the volley from Hazhak's blast, engines had soon be working, and the fleet needed "re-werking" thanks to the slightly innaccurate torpedo gunners.

Grimdreg returned his gaze to the viewport and peered out to the blackness that greeted his eyes. Never far from sight was that damned warship of Hazhak's. It was not until late night did Grimdreg retire form the viewport.
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