Well, some coconut milk ended up my nose when I was 4.
Did you ever have a...um..."very friendly" dream about a fitional character.
Jack Sparrow: ...my word. You mean-
Me: (pushes Jack away) Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's nothing to read. Hey, I think Squishy's posted at the Dory's Find thread.
Board: (rushes to Fanfics)