22:55:44 Thu
Mar 31 2011
| Just for fun! |
The Recession has hit everybody in America.
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford
batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was beaten black & blue when her audience showered her with
rolls of pennies while she danced.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America ..
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned the names of
their children.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, so they
repossessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
A picture is now worth only 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $13.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I know how to drive a
truck.
Hope you all have a wonderful , successful year!
---Camracer