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What It Is Ain't Exactly Clear ( 16:32:01 MonJul 23 2012 )

Here in CA, where gold dredgers are now unemployed or sometimes actually resort to outlaw behavior, a new scientific report has attempted to rationalize the confusing............ "HOW COME"?

The Heaviest Element Known to Science

The CSIRO in Australia has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other byproducts are produced.

I "borrowed" this from reliable sources. :devil:

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Re: What It Is Ain't Exactly Clear ( 20:30:27 MonJul 23 2012 )

That's hilarious , and true

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Re: What It Is Ain't Exactly Clear ( 01:32:13 TueJul 24 2012 )

Rod,
Hope your Source doesn't mind if we pass this around...Brilliant!

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Re: What It Is Ain't Exactly Clear ( 17:16:50 TueJul 24 2012 )

"What it is ain't exactly clear" by the Buffalo Springfield. Good song and appropriate for today.

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Re: What It Is Ain't Exactly Clear ( 22:13:07 TueJul 24 2012 )

Yeah Terry!

Gwen and I just watched Forrest Gump and had one heck of a sing along. We seem to remember words now which at the time were filed back in our minds.

Do you and Joann sing oldies to each other too?

Buffalo Springfield played a small gig in 1968(?) in Huntington Beach, CA. We lived just around the corner down by the pier. The place was packed with maybe 200 people tops. The tables and chairs were sent outside because they wouldn't dance.

Everybody look what's goin' down.

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Re: What It Is Ain't Exactly Clear ( 22:32:29 TueJul 24 2012 )

Sounds like a bunch of "Old Hippies"

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Re: What It Is Ain't Exactly Clear ( 22:42:08 TueJul 24 2012 )

He's an old hippie, and don't know what to do.
Should he hang on to the old ways, or grab on to the new.
Bellamy Bros.

Takes one to know one Yerbo!

I gotta git up to Goldhill and visit.

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Re: What It Is Ain't Exactly Clear ( 00:39:20 WedJul 25 2012 )

FAR OUT MAN !!!

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Re: What It Is Ain't Exactly Clear ( 20:59:22 ThuJul 26 2012 )

As Joe Walsh says in his new song off his new album; "I'm an analog man living in a digital world." :confused:

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Re: What It Is Ain't Exactly Clear ( 04:37:59 TueAug 7 2012 )

that is absolutely hilarious.definitely belongs in the leverite pile.

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