Aug 15 2011
more gumment entitlements!: |
Due to thecurrent financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as
(Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the
(Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED & SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
(System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once,
SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.
Persons who havebeen
RAPED could get
(Additional Incomefor Dependents & Spouse) or
(Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have
HERPES will not be
anyfurther by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED
and are staying on will receive as much
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
-Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of
sh*t they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough
please bring this to the attention of your
who’s been trained to give you all the sh*t you can handle.
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives
PS - Due to recent budget cuts & the rising cost of electricity, gas & oil,as well as current market conditions,
at the End of the Tunnel?
--has been turned off.
"Nothing is so sweet as to return from sea listen to the raindrops on the roof of home." ~ Ancient Greek poem