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jilldemo 08:43:12 Wed Mar 8 2006 Offline 2067 posts Admin   Mood Now:  Reply |
Subject: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua: "We don't need no stinking light bulb." 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! |
SashasMum  10:27:09 Wed Mar 8 2006 Offline 4352 posts Admin  Mood Now:  Reply |
Very good! Someone knows their breeds and cats!
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Jakes_mum 19:43:42 Wed Mar 8 2006 Offline 739 posts Boxer Maniac  Mood Now:  Reply |
Staff....my cat wouldnt employ anyone, he would expect it for free!!
Liz |
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kerrigan 22:45:36 Sat Mar 11 2006 Offline posts  Mood Now:  Reply |
Jill that is brilliant
yvonne
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kerrigan 14:26:00 Sun Mar 12 2006 Offline posts Mood Now: Reply |
Jill i hope you don't mind Ive put this on another website-it is just so good
yvonne
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